{"id":302,"date":"2017-11-05T20:00:46","date_gmt":"2017-11-05T22:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/geovanesou.com\/index.php\/2017\/11\/05\/o-circunvoltear-da-humanidade\/"},"modified":"2017-11-05T20:00:46","modified_gmt":"2017-11-05T22:00:46","slug":"the-circumnavigation-of-humanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/piorevangelho.online\/en\/o-circunvoltear-da-humanidade\/","title":{"rendered":"The Circumnavigation of Humanity"},"content":{"rendered":"
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You shall not walk on four legs, that is the Law.
You shall not sip the drink, that is the Law.
You shall not eat meat or fish, that is the Law.
Thou shalt not hunt other men, that is the Law\u2026 are we not men?<\/em><\/p>\nThe Island of Dr. Moreau \u2014 H.G. Wells (1896)<\/em><\/strong><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n\n

Yesterday, in the South\u2026<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Osmar was caught in the act and remains in custody with no release date set, facing charges of illegal possession of a firearm and cannibalism.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While riding his motorcycle near the sheds of an abandoned farm\u2014according to the suspect's own account\u2014he heard a cry of pain and despair coming from inside one of them and, imagining someone in danger, decided to stop to try to help.
In the first two places he looked, he found nothing, but he said that in the third he encountered one of the most terrifying sights he had ever seen in his life: a man\u2014not yet identified\u2014lay unconscious, tied up and surrounded by a group of approximately eleven people armed with knives and cleavers that were being used to slice up the victim. Besides the large amount of blood, Mr. Osmar said he was stunned when he realized that the slices of fresh human flesh were being consumed immediately by the group members.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Faced with the allegedly grotesque situation, Osmar pulled out his inseparable pistol. Glock G30S<\/a> And, using a 100% efficiency rating, he managed to eliminate 10 of the 11 individuals present.
According to him, when they realized they were being targeted, the cannibals didn't flee and, on the contrary, went on the attack: "You could see a supernatural rage in their eyes... they didn't seem human!" \u2014 said the suspect \u2014 "with the last one, who seemed to be the leader, I had to fight unarmed and it was very difficult, because he was carrying one of those ritual daggers and I ended up having to resort to the fallen cleaver of one of his own dead companions... and even with his right hand severed, the individual offered resistance, until I knocked him unconscious with a blow (with the back of the cleaver<\/em>) in my head!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Free from his attackers, Osmar was able to approach the victim: "He was a man, quite muscular indeed, who already had several internal parts of his body exposed, including a thigh bone and some organs of the digestive system, but he was still alive... agonizing, but alive."\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With no signal from his phone company, Osmar used the victim's own restraints to immobilize the attacker, then adapted an abandoned cart to transport them both to the nearest police station, where he turned himself in and, despite having requested a statement of facts and being willing to sign a commitment agreement, was arrested on the spot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FREEDOM AND PROGRESS<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Despite the detailed description provided by Mr. Osmar, the police officers who went to the location in the early morning to conduct the investigation found neither the pistol, nor any of the ten bodies, nor any signs of violence... in any of the warehouses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This morning, despite the amputation, the alleged assailant made a point of speaking out as soon as he regained consciousness and, still in the hospital, called a press conference. His real identity being kept confidential for the sake of the investigation, he identified himself as Deco and spoke out:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c"I represent a persecuted minority, and no one respects my culture or my faith!!"<\/em>
Most of humanity doesn't tolerate cannibals, but ignores the fact that this behavior is present in nature and, in fact, found much more frequently than homosexuality itself, whose movement consists of digging up an animal here, another there, in order to claim that it's something natural\u2026<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Cannibalism occurs all the time and is common not only among insects like praying mantises and spiders, but also in much more evolved species such as... <\/em>rabbits<\/em><\/a>, <\/em>bears<\/em><\/a>, ...hippos and felines like lions and leopards... even some apes, like chimpanzees and <\/em>orangutans<\/em><\/a>, They do this... because it's natural!!!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Come here, my dear little bear\u2026<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

This episode represents a major setback for humanity in general, as it proves that we are not ready to evolve and understand those who are or act differently!!\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When questioned about the previous night's incident, Deco did not hesitate:
\u201c"What was happening yesterday was a celebration!"
My boyfriend and I are adults, and everything we were doing was consensual: that prejudiced and backward criminal invaded our privacy to take our ceremonial object and cause all this harm that you can see for yourselves!
What could be more intimate than digesting a piece of someone we love?!? Actually, we had agreed to only eat a piece of our thighs\u2026 (CRYING) \u2026and this animal arrived, knocked us out, and, to frame us, caused this immense damage\u2026 much greater than we could ever have imagined!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Six-Step Plan for Behavior Change<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Step 1<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong> Some practice is so offensive that it shouldn't even be discussed in public that it is defended by an expert. <\/em>respected<\/em><\/strong> in a forum <\/em>respectable<\/em><\/strong>.
<\/em>Step 2<\/span><\/em><\/strong>. At first, the public is shocked, then outraged.
<\/em>Step 3<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong> However, the <\/em>simple fact<\/em><\/strong> The fact that something has been publicly debated makes it... <\/em>subject<\/em><\/strong> of the debate.
<\/em>Step 4<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong> In the process, the <\/em>prolonged repetition<\/em><\/strong> the shocking topic under discussion will gradually <\/em>canceling<\/em><\/strong> its effect.
<\/em>Step 5<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong> People <\/em>They are no longer shocked.<\/em><\/strong> related to the subject.
<\/em>Step 6<\/span>.<\/em><\/strong> No longer outraged, people <\/em>they begin to debate<\/em><\/strong> positions to moderate the extreme or accept the premise, seeking ways of <\/em>reach her<\/em><\/strong>.<\/em> <\/p>\nhttp:\/\/www.espada.eti.br\/n1599.asp<\/a><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

IN THREE WEEKS\u2026<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Given the extensive media coverage, especially after the death of the victim\u2014unidentified and without having given a statement\u2014in the hospital.
Osmar, accused of intentional homicide, remains in pretrial detention, and the disappearance of some activists\u2014wealthy and influential\u2014makes him a suspect in a massacre impossible to prove. Based on his "intolerance," the term "anthropophagophobia" is coined and popularized.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sympathy, sensitivity, and the "victim" mentality led Deco to an intense relationship with the media, elevating him to celebrity status, and his pseudonym ended up achieving such fame that his real name could never reach. After a special appearance on F\u00e1tima Bernardes's program, he soon appeared on his first magazine cover and generated heated discussions about cannibalism.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Several experts claim to be studying the subject, and soon defenders of cannibalism as a legitimate form of human expression are emerging, suggesting a re-evaluation of the topic and even a legal mechanism to protect its practitioners.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

RELIGION<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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And when he had given thanks, he broke it and said:
Take, eat; this is my body which is broken for you;
Do this in remembrance of me.<\/mark><\/p>\n(1\u02e2\u1d57 Corinthians 11:24)<\/em><\/strong><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Based on this passage, the famous American pastor Rich Whoren founded the First World Cannibal Evangelical Church, whose revolutionary\u2014and patented\u2014methods have been adopted by various denominations, and branches are spreading like wildfire throughout the world. According to him: \u201c"This passage proves that Christ was a great supporter of cannibalism! Just as He rejected no one, He was also a revolutionary ahead of His time, able to identify the needs we will feel in the future and indicate that true communion with Him and with our brothers and sisters can have a very different, nourishing character than what has been believed throughout history!"\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Regarding marketing and its perspective as a church-based enterprise:
\u201c"Everything here has been meticulously planned to attract people who feel incomplete in other churches, especially Catholics and their illusory doctrine of transubstantiation: here the practice of faith will be a level above, actually offering what, in Catholicism, always frustrates those who truly want a more authentic experience in relation to the body of the Lord."\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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He also adds about the history of his church:
\u201c"At the time of the founding, I was inspired not only by Christ himself, but also by a great enlightened being who dwells in Brazil and of whom I cannot speak." <\/em>to use the name in vain<\/em><\/a>, ...but that certainly, if elected in 2018, he will have a performance capable of... <\/em>to rival that of God himself<\/em><\/a>I cut off my little finger and gave it to my deacons and assistants so they could consume me and, in that way, be one with me, who, incidentally, am one with God!!\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Regarding the accusations of the disappearance of some church members:
\u201c"Of course, everything new and revolutionary needs adjustments, but this accusation refers to an isolated episode that happened in a branch in Africa, where the people devoted themselves with great fervor to the celebration and... well, the girl didn't completely disappear, as her head and feet remained so we could remember that she departed for the most intimate communion possible with our God."\u201d<\/em>\u2014 and still on the subject of religious practices \u2014\u201cDespite our great desire, we, the sanctified leaders and forerunners, as the only ones who know the cannibalistic vision, cannot give ourselves entirely, but everyone else can demonstrate their love without restrictions! Yes, we are an inclusive church and we are open to all people of all races and orientations\u2026 obviously, to avoid any major contamination, we carry out various tests such as HIV and other contagious diseases: we don't want to force God to perform miraculous healings, do we?\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rich also mentioned studying ancient hidden manuscripts that could reveal very important facts about a possible return of the young rich man\u2014famous for having been mentioned in Matthew 19:16\u201322<\/strong>, Mark 10:17\u201323<\/strong> and still Luke 18:18\u201325<\/strong>\u2014 who, even without having obeyed the instruction given by Jesus himself, ended up being accepted, later on, into a community of progressive and revolutionary Christians for his time!
Finally, he also claimed to be studying a legal mechanism for quotas, so that each week a person, even if not a believer, of a different ethnicity and orientation, would be eaten in a sacred ritual... I mean, ingested... for \u201c"This law would allow us to 'mix things up,' wouldn't it? Being able to take advantage of unsuspecting passersby would demonstrate the truest and purest union of religion with human rights!"\u2018<\/em>.
He said goodbye with a shy wave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CULTURE<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201c"It is evident that, since the dawn of humanity, cannibalism has been of fundamental importance to the healthy development of a society!"<\/em>\u2014 says Greek anthropologist Sarx Fagoust, curator of the exhibition \u201cWe Eat Each Other Around Here,\u201d on display at the Museum of Promiscuous Art in Sacanol\u00e2ndia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cBeyond the historically known indigenous tribes, who devoured their adversaries believing that through this they would be able to obtain their abilities, we have representations of anthropophagy even in classical art, such as in Goya's famous 'black painting' where we can see Saturn, king of the Titans, devouring one of his own sons\u2026 what a powerful representation of paternal love, isn't it?\u2018<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nearby, feminist activist Beth Dedos was impressed by the painting's message and was excited to participate, with her daughter, in a daring performance where a dancer would eat pieces of small children who, with their parents' permission, passed by.
The enthusiasm in his statement captivated us: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFollowing the movement's guidance, I was going to abort this misfortune, but then I thought I could let her be born and train to swell the ranks of the movement, right? So, since we're seeking funding through the Rouanet Law, I decided to show up at every possible activist event: I already put her naked on top of a pink hippopotamus, another day we were locked in a glass room with cannabis vapors, and today I think I'm going to let this magnificent artist eat her left ear, in homage to Van Gogh, who made this marvelous painting capable of expressing exactly what I feel for my daughter!\u201d<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Despite our efforts to clarify that Goya is not Van Gogh, the two left without listening, and, carefully guided by her mother, the little girl not only had her left ear torn off and eaten by the dancer, but ended up being given a piece of his penis which, without failing to offer it to her loving mother, she devoured with avidity\u2026 ecstatic to know the purest expressions of art!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

PREJUDICE AND INTOLERANCE<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

This is the claim made by participants in the cannibal movement in relation to society, as they feel discriminated against by not being able to eat pieces of people walking in public:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201c"We just want to be accepted for who we are!!"\u201d<\/em>\u2014 said a member of the movement while, in the middle of a protest, nibbling on a piece of forearm \u2014 \u201cHow can someone who has never tasted a piece of a person want to criticize our will?! It's pure prejudice not to let us cut off a finger\u2026 even an arm\u2026 so we can eat it!! This is a conservative society that is committing crimes of cannibalism daily: the guys come to eat just an ear and get shot?!? How can citizens walk around armed, able to commit this violence against us?!?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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